Unless you are cold-calling us for photocopiers and office equipment, stationery, mobile phones, taxis, couriers, recruitment agencies, stockbrokers, cleaners, printers, corporate hospitality, water coolers, coffee machines, or the yellow pages, you are very welcome to call us on:

+44(0)20 7255 2582.

We do have a fax, but we're not going to tell you the number - because fax machines are rubbish and ours always goes wrong (and no that isn't a reason to ignore what we just said about calling us for office equipment). And anyway, fax machines are soooo last century.

It's always nice to get things in the post, so here's our address (but please bear in mind the dire state of the Post Office these days if you need to get something to us fast or in one piece)

Zeus Advertising
5th Floor
40 Mortimer Street
London
W1W 7RQ

You can also email us: info@zeus-advertising.com but please no viagra, lonely Russian women, miracle weight-loss formulas, or opportunities to earn money by giving you our bank account details to process payments or transfer the illicit funds from Iraq/Phillipines/wherever etc. etc.

Look forward to hearing from you :)