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Feeling very pleased with myself for finding the g-spot, I got to wondering which other problems the iPhone could solve for me. I tapped the maps app and searched for the answer.

Whatever your problem, the answer, as you can see below, lies on Long Lane between Addiscombe and Beckenham, just south of Penge. Which makes a lot of sense to anyone who works in advertising, because whenever we talk about market research we say, “Let’s see what the housewives in Penge think”

There’s been a lot of speculation recently as to whether the g-spot actually exists. And although it sounds like the sort of research drunken scientists would dream about getting funding for, some scientists did (forgive the pun) look into this subject, and they concluded that it doesn’t. Lots of women (and their partners) said it did.

So who’s right? I decided there was only one way to find out. That’s right – with my iPhone.

I looked up g-spot on maps, and it does exist! As you can see, it’s just off the Strand, opposite Charing Cross Station.